这个是在洛杉矶中国留学生网看到的,人家也是转的,,原处我已经不知道哪里了...嘿嘿

单选题:

1.“啊D粉几多蚊一碗？” 问：上述问话最有可能发生在哪里?（4分）

A.粮店 B.杂货店 C.粉店 D.以上皆不对

2.“哟，你妈黑好耐母见，你只野仔肥了喔！”

问：这个人讲话的意思是?（4分）

A.对方的儿子胖了 B.对方的宠物胖了 C.好久不见，对方发福了 D.以上皆不对

3.“你做咩成日废噜只野仔？”

问：这个人是埋怨对方经常怎么了？（4分）

A.寻某人开心 B.耍鬼注意 C.寻花问柳 D.以上皆不对

4.“哎呀，碌着我了！”

问：这个人刚才可能怎么了?（4分）

A.吃了很酸东西 B.吃了很甜的东西 C.吃了很烫的东西 D.以上皆不对

5.“昨晚场波老黑杀肉喔！”

问：昨晚他干嘛去了？（4分）

A.去杀猪 B.去马杀鸡 C.赌球赢了很多钱 D.以上皆不对

6.“你只人做咩咁黑颓哎！”

问：是什么意思？（4分）

A.你太傻了！ B.你太冲动了！ C.你太坏了！ D.以上皆不对

7.“你车大炮吧。”

问：是什么意思？（4分）

A.你真搞笑 B.你在吹牛吧 C.你去做大炮 D.以上皆不对

8.“饭铺单单多数出，少数出！多数出，少数出！！”

问：是什么意思？（4分）

A.饭局由多数人出钱 B.少数服从多数 C.玩游戏要分阵营所用的方式 D.以上皆不对

9.甲：“阴功哦, 老黑今日差D挨捞!”

乙：“好彩......”

问：从这段对话可以看出发生了什么？（4分）

A.甲被人举报，遭黑手 B.黑枣子是熟烂的，不能吃 C.甲差点被抄牌 D.以上皆不对

10.甲：“今晚去边D废？”

乙：“母有咩世义捏，系屋晒腩哦。”

问：乙回答的话什么意思？（4分）

A.乙很忙，在家翻晒牛腩 B.乙的母亲要他晒腩 C.乙百无聊赖只好呆在家里 D.以上皆不对

11.甲："走！去食老友粉~我打识你！"

乙："好呀，去喂！"

甲："我打识，你磅水！"

乙："啊，你狗我啊？？！"

问：甲做了些什么？（4分）

A.甲请乙吃米粉 B.甲要殴打乙 C.甲捉弄乙 D.以上皆不对

12.（接上题）问：“狗”的意思是？（4分）

A.象狗一样 B.可爱 C.欺骗！ D.以上皆不对

13.下列哪些词语不属于动物?（4分）

A.猪糯糯 B.马狼扛 C.猪头饼 D.禽罗

14.“挤油渣”是什么？（4分）

A.榨油 B.炸油条 C.互相挤来挤去取暖作乐 D.去掉废弃的油

15.下面哪个词语是与“蚀底”对应最好的反义词？（4分）

A.抵席 B.便宜 C.实际 D.很贵

16."来友只啊！~~~~~~~”，“XX你威啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

问：这是在干什么？（4分）

A.叫个朋友过来 B.猜码 C.吵架 D.打架

17.“麻村壅”

问：麻村壅是什么东西？（4分）

A.一个叫麻村壅的地方 B.人名 C.空心菜 D.以上皆不对

18.“疴屎母出赖地硬”是什么意思？（4分）

A.便秘 B.没地方方便 C.找借口 D.没有特别意思

19.如何理解“好食得鬼魂”这句话？（4分）

A.见鬼了！ B.鬼魂真好吃 C.好吃得不得了！ D.一点都不好吃

20.“攞碗清补凉喂！”

问：这是求人家帮自己做什么？（4分）

A.买药 B.修车 C.买凉茶 D.餐馆

是非题:

1.开蛊的意思是开始学得狡猾了（2分）

A.是 B.否

2.喋嘴的意思是Kiss（2分）

A.是 B.否

3.雀栏的意思是鸟笼（2分）

A.是 B.否

4.顶颈的意思是颈部歪了（2分）

A.是 B.否

5.吟吟沉沉的意思是形容人十分深沉（2分）

A.是 B.否

6.博懵的意思是很煳涂（2分）

A.是 B.否

7.心yaup的意思是心里很不爽（2分）

A.是 B.否

8.车咧的意思是汽车在哪里?（2分）

A.是 B.否

9.屎土形容一个人很老土（2分）

A.是 B.否

10.牙炸形容一个人很难相处,叽叽歪歪（2分）

A.是 B.否

本考试共有30题，总分数为100分

These tips will help u to gain possibilities of getting responses from a girl that you interested in to respond to you. However, it does not guarantee to work on every girl out there. Make sure you are in or close to what she is looking for. (age, ethnicity, height......)

1. You must have a photo on your profile. If the girl u are writing to is very attractive, most likely she will get hundred of emails from other guys. If you don't have a photo, most likely she will skip your email. Having an photo of you there would attract her attention and notice you better.

2. Do and Don't with your photos.

A: Do post a recent and close up of your front face shot. "Recent" I mean by within last 6 months. (I have seen guys using the same pictures which I saw a few years ago, you don't look like that anymore!!!!~~)

B: Close up---> please let us see clearly how your face look like, I can only see a little head if you are standing far away in the picture. Don't keep us guessing please.

C: Do post pictures of yourself only. Don't put pictures of you with girls arms wrapping around your neck and her body got cut off in the picture, or you holding a female and her part also got cut off. We don't really wanna see another girl's arm on you.

D: Don't put group pictures. It is hard to keep track which one is your among a lot of other people, if we haven't seen you in person and very familiar with you yet. Besides, we might find your other guy friends are more attractive.

3. Don't write a super long ass introduction about yourself in your profile. We can always wait till later to find out what you have to say about life and your problems. Don't do it now.

4. Ok, you said you are not handsome, how do I success from other hundred guys that are also writing to her? You have to keep trying and be very sincere. Chinese have a saying, " Don't hit/slap those with a friendly/smiley face". Sorry my bad translation. It just simply means we would not be mean to a person if he/she is very polite and friendly. (If someone still does, then he/she is a jerk.)

A: Be super sincere. Please don't copy and paste a long ass email all about "you you you" and send to every other girl out there. Please read her profile and see what she have to say, make comments about her profile, her hobbies.


C: Keep track with what you wrote to her previously. Yes, I have guys wrote me email with the same things a few times. ---> Skipped!~~

D: Keep trying! Don't get too pushy, try to sound casual in your email. We don't need pressure from a desperate guy. Keep trying means try more than 3 times. Yes, I know everybody said if you tried three times and she still haven't responded to you yet, she is not interested in you. Yes it is true. But keep trying anyway! Why? Because you wrote me a few times, and your little photo showed up a few times. It looks familiar and caught my attention. I might be curious about what you have to say. and I might find you sound very sincere in your email, and you are not pushy, even though I'm not interested in you, but at least I won't say mean things to you. I might write back and say Thank you no Thank you. But, that is a response, right? You can always go from there. It works!! Not 100%, but don't give up easily. We all like good looking people, but we also like nice guys too. Yes we do, if someone is bitchy about u being sincere about meeting her or getting to know her, then she is probably not worth your time. After she interact with you, she might find you interesting and nice. You might be able to change her mind about you and go from there.

Of course, all these are for entertaining purposes.. Guys please don't take every word I say seriously. These tips does not apply to those guys who think they are handsome, have super ego and just wanna get laid everywhere.

Thanks, my dear readers!