YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN:

]     Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. --> not really, but it is so freaking expensive to live here!!!!!

]     You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. ---> not true, hard to ignore

]     You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. --> true

]     You speak Spanish, but you're not Hispanic. --> not really

]     You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). ----> very true, mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!!

]     Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". ---> very true in OC and LA with the traffic

]     You drive to your neighborhood block party. --> OK, not that lazy!!!!!!!

]     In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. -- can't beat that..

]     You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. --> not every meal, but frequently changing....why settle for one when you have thousand choices out there..

]     If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. ---> maybe, lazy ass..

]     Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. --> maybe

]     You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. --> in-n-out is alright..

]     You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. --> kinda, but afraid to get a ticket these days...

]     You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan. ---> so true!!!!!!!!!!!

]     You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times and you don't remember at least 1 of them. -------> that'll be one of my goal to get drunk and don't remember when I was there..haha...

]     You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. ---> not really, but I guess I'm already tanned.

]     You eat pineapple on pizza. --> ok...

]     Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head. --> no way...

]     You think that Venice is a beach. ---> no, but sorry that we have a Venice beach here...

]     The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. --> Man, so true about this superficial LA people..

]     You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. --> not really...but I'll ask...

]     You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "949/714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909/951" because it stinks there. --> not true, 310 should be the best...323/213 for downtown LA and Hollywood area, downtown LA sucks, but Silverlake, Hollywood are not ghetto..It is hard to imagine 818 people date a 562 people, LOL~~~

]     You call 911 and they put you on hold. --> haven't tried that yet..

]     You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. --> maybe........definitely need to hit the gym more often..

]     The gym is packed at 3 pm...on a workday. --> I can see that...

]     You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. --> I'll need to ask..

]     You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's, Subway or a Starbucks. (One mile usually for a Starbucks) --> so true!!!!!!!!

]     You know what "Sigalert", "PCH", and the "Five" mean. --> You better know what they are by now...

]     You know the meaning behind the name of the 405 freeway.... because it takes 4 hours to get one way, and 5 hours to get back. --> maybe not that bad, but traffic definitely sucks...

]     It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH". --> I guess so...

]     The Terminator is your governor. ---> no comment on this one.